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Sexual deviant toy!
Just uploaded this vid to youtube, this toy belongs to my daughters, AWSOME!
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ATI Radeon HD 5470 driver for Windows XP
I just spent all fucking day, no joke, all fucking day chasing down one god damn driver. I'm rolling a clients new windows 7 Acer Aspire 7540g laptop to Windows XP, all the drivers were a piece of effin cake, but this one god damn video driver... *shoots self*.
So, being the nice guy that I am, I rar'd the fucker up once I got a hack working, uploaded it, and linked it here for all to use if ever needed, because honestly, I wouldnt wish this amount of head scratching on my worst enemy.
Download and use at your own risk, It is working nicely with Windows XP Home 32 bit at the moment, but was mostly written for windows 7.
ATI_RADEON_HD_5470_54XX_WIN_XP_DRIVER
Dont say I never did nothin for ya,
From the J to the L to the M!
So, being the nice guy that I am, I rar'd the fucker up once I got a hack working, uploaded it, and linked it here for all to use if ever needed, because honestly, I wouldnt wish this amount of head scratching on my worst enemy.
Download and use at your own risk, It is working nicely with Windows XP Home 32 bit at the moment, but was mostly written for windows 7.
ATI_RADEON_HD_5470_54XX_WIN_XP_DRIVER
Dont say I never did nothin for ya,
From the J to the L to the M!
Islamic sites hacked in response to recent South Park censoring!
Although my first reaction was "ROFL", I remembered the fact that these sites did not "threaten" the creators (Matt & Trey) of South Park, they simply mentioned that retaliation may occur, pointing out the bounty on the head of cartoonist Lars Vilks, ordered by group(s) related to Al Qaeda. So far three sites have been reported hacked, Revolutionmuslim.com, Revolutionislam.com and Revolutionmuslim.org, the muslim ones have been restored to their original state, but Revolutionislam.com is still showing the changes. They depict Ayatullah Khomeini (I could be wrong, this is a guess) kissing a boy on the lips, and the background image of a man with a bomb for a turban, and to seal the deal, the contact email address is "ifukhizazzhrd69@gmail.com".
Funny, yes. Racist, yes. Although in my opinion it is a case of shooting the messenger ;)
SCREENSHOT: (click for full size)
Funny, yes. Racist, yes. Although in my opinion it is a case of shooting the messenger ;)
SCREENSHOT: (click for full size)
So bored this Easter weekend that I made another website... OMGICON.COM :)
Just a site for people to request free icons on, I made tons for the ROSENA community over the last couple years, so I figured why only do it for Rose players? Now I'll be doing them for anybody who wants one. Obviously it wont be immediate gratification for requests, most likely 24 hours or so per icon, since most of the time I'm working, but we'll see how it all unfolds. In the meantime, keep OMG ICON DOT COM in mind if you find the need for an icon.
Examples of icon uses: FAVICON for your web page (16x16), ROSE clan icon (20x20), Windows application icons (Usually 16x16, 24x24, 32x32, but most are accepted, as long as they are ICO format). The uses are endless if you put your mind to it.
For the most part, my icons are created in lossless PNG format, for unadulterated image quality and transparency. From this format you can convert them to gif, ico, ani, etc.
KTHXBAI, JLM
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Texas woman shows us why NOT to fuck with a woman on her period!
Quoted from the blog of the unassumingly vulgar but still hilarious mom, Wendi Aarons:
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core™ or Dri-Weave™ absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills." Isn't the human body amazing?
As brand manager in the feminine-hygiene division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings,
crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in capri pants. Which brings me to the reason for my letter.
Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period."
Are you fucking kidding me?
What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness—actual smiling, laughing happiness—is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlúa and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreens armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man. If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong"? Or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your accounting department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin, TX
Also check her out at mouthyhousewives.com!
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core™ or Dri-Weave™ absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills." Isn't the human body amazing?As brand manager in the feminine-hygiene division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings,
crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in capri pants. Which brings me to the reason for my letter.Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period."
Are you fucking kidding me?
What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness—actual smiling, laughing happiness—is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlúa and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreens armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man. If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong"? Or are you just picking on us?Sir, please inform your accounting department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin, TX
Also check her out at mouthyhousewives.com!
Tiger Woods Announces his return to fornication
Quoted from The Onion:
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex.
"Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me," Woods said. "I've missed it. I love fucking with all my heart."
Woods said that during his brief time away from sex, he couldn't stop thinking about one day resuming his daily regimen of sexual intercourse with random women who look vaguely like his wife, only skankier.
"When I am out there having sex, I am in complete control," said Woods, an acknowledged master of the long game who claims he is only truly at peace when he is between the legs of a woman. "It's just me and my thoughts. And a high-end escort. And the lounge dancer. And sometimes [caddie] Stevie. And probably some stewardess I just met."
"I'm so into it that I usually just block out all the cameras," Woods added.
Saying that fucking is his "calling and [his] one true passion," Woods spoke of how he has always adored the sight of a neatly trimmed mound, the smell of fresh stank early in the morning when the labia glisten with dewy juices, and the feel of a perfect impact with a woman's vagina.
"That sensation just flows right up the shaft, through my hands, and quavers up and down my spine," Woods said. "Ever since I was 16, I've loved that feeling. It's like new every time."
"To be honest, I'd do this for free," Woods added. "I'm the luckiest guy in the world."
During his announcement, Woods released an aggressive touring schedule that reaffirmed his commitment to sex. He is slated to take part in a three-day lovemaking session in March at the Clarion Hotel in Orlando, and confirmed that he would join a foursome at the Doral Resort and Spa in Miami as a tune-up for his first major fuckfest in Augusta, GA.
In addition, Woods said he will not renege on his annual stop in Dubai, and said he looked forward to boning a prostitute on the roof of this year's venue, the Burj Al Arab Hotel.
The 34-year-old sexual superstar said he is "far from satisfied" by his previous erotic achievements and that he expects to return to sex even stronger than before. However, Woods admitted he may not be in top form at first.
"I'll probably be a little rusty," Woods said. "But once I swing the old cock around a few times and get it in the first couple holes, I'm confident that I'll still be able to drive it as deep as I always have."
"There will be times when I get into some thick muff, and I'll have to set my jaw and hack my way through it," Woods continued. "Just keep my head down and hit that with all the force I can muster. I welcome the challenge."
Woods believes that his long game, which relies on innate strength and stamina, has probably suffered the least from his hiatus, but that his finesse, iron control, and deft touch around the hole are aspects of his game that may be slow to come back.
"I just have to take my time, visualize the line, and read the grain and the slope of the vulva correctly," Woods said. "It's really all mental at that point."
Reaction to Woods' announcement has been generally positive. Many of his closest friends, including Mark O'Mera, said that Woods' return would undoubtedly be great for sex, and that, selfishly, he loves to watch Woods out there doing his thing.
Woods' fans have also been supportive.
"I'm so glad Tiger is coming back," said 27-year-old Florida resident and cocktail waitress Brandi Hughes. "He's the best."
Woods concluded his press conference by saying that he is looking forward to chasing Jack Nicklaus' record of fucking 18 major babes at one time.
"Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me," Woods said. "I've missed it. I love fucking with all my heart."
Woods said that during his brief time away from sex, he couldn't stop thinking about one day resuming his daily regimen of sexual intercourse with random women who look vaguely like his wife, only skankier.
"When I am out there having sex, I am in complete control," said Woods, an acknowledged master of the long game who claims he is only truly at peace when he is between the legs of a woman. "It's just me and my thoughts. And a high-end escort. And the lounge dancer. And sometimes [caddie] Stevie. And probably some stewardess I just met."
"I'm so into it that I usually just block out all the cameras," Woods added.
Saying that fucking is his "calling and [his] one true passion," Woods spoke of how he has always adored the sight of a neatly trimmed mound, the smell of fresh stank early in the morning when the labia glisten with dewy juices, and the feel of a perfect impact with a woman's vagina.
"That sensation just flows right up the shaft, through my hands, and quavers up and down my spine," Woods said. "Ever since I was 16, I've loved that feeling. It's like new every time."
"To be honest, I'd do this for free," Woods added. "I'm the luckiest guy in the world."
During his announcement, Woods released an aggressive touring schedule that reaffirmed his commitment to sex. He is slated to take part in a three-day lovemaking session in March at the Clarion Hotel in Orlando, and confirmed that he would join a foursome at the Doral Resort and Spa in Miami as a tune-up for his first major fuckfest in Augusta, GA.
In addition, Woods said he will not renege on his annual stop in Dubai, and said he looked forward to boning a prostitute on the roof of this year's venue, the Burj Al Arab Hotel.
The 34-year-old sexual superstar said he is "far from satisfied" by his previous erotic achievements and that he expects to return to sex even stronger than before. However, Woods admitted he may not be in top form at first.
"I'll probably be a little rusty," Woods said. "But once I swing the old cock around a few times and get it in the first couple holes, I'm confident that I'll still be able to drive it as deep as I always have."
"There will be times when I get into some thick muff, and I'll have to set my jaw and hack my way through it," Woods continued. "Just keep my head down and hit that with all the force I can muster. I welcome the challenge."
Woods believes that his long game, which relies on innate strength and stamina, has probably suffered the least from his hiatus, but that his finesse, iron control, and deft touch around the hole are aspects of his game that may be slow to come back.
"I just have to take my time, visualize the line, and read the grain and the slope of the vulva correctly," Woods said. "It's really all mental at that point."
Reaction to Woods' announcement has been generally positive. Many of his closest friends, including Mark O'Mera, said that Woods' return would undoubtedly be great for sex, and that, selfishly, he loves to watch Woods out there doing his thing.
Woods' fans have also been supportive.
"I'm so glad Tiger is coming back," said 27-year-old Florida resident and cocktail waitress Brandi Hughes. "He's the best."
Woods concluded his press conference by saying that he is looking forward to chasing Jack Nicklaus' record of fucking 18 major babes at one time.
TheStar.com: Internet gamer helps block possible school shooting
Quoted from TheStar.com:
JMCIVOR.COM:
doesn this kind of uh, PROVE THAT VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!
| PORT ALBERNI, B.C.—A man in Port Alberni, B.C. playing a video game over the Internet may have helped stop a school shooting in Texas. The RCMP say the man playing an Xbox game that included live audio from other players when he heard one team member begin talking about plans to take part in a a school shooting the next day. Police say the suspect indicated he was a senior at his high school with failing grades and mentioned the names of students he was targeting along with his plan to carry out the attack. The Port Alberni man called the RCMP, who worked with Microsoft security officials to track down the player who made the threatening comments. Police in San Antonio, Texas were alerted and arrested a teenage male suspect, who now faces charges. |
doesn this kind of uh, PROVE THAT VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!
Roseonlinegame.com, DoS attacks again?
Tried to load the forum today to see what was up... site down again. 33:30AM PST, WED Feb 10/10.
Pinging roseonlinegame.com [128.241.92.35] with 32 bytes of data:
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Ping statistics for 128.241.92.35:
Packets: Sent = 20, Received = 12, Lost = 8 (40% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 51ms, Maximum = -4121ms, Average = 419ms
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Ping statistics for 128.241.92.35:
Packets: Sent = 20, Received = 12, Lost = 8 (40% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 51ms, Maximum = -4121ms, Average = 419ms
PHEAR BULLET BILL, Super Mario didnt see this bad boy!
Found this gif while stumbling today. 2012 will bring about global destruction, not at the hands of humans, but at the hands of NINTENDO!
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